Total Medals Earned: 1,181 (From 217 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,770 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 6/18 (75/240 points)
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-up
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock health power-down
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo